Monday, June 7, 2010

delusional husband's birthday tribute

Dear Schroeder,

Happy Birthday! I'm glad you made it to 31, and I'll bet you are too-especially since you thought I was going to put you out of your misery while you were sick. You're really funny when you're having dehydration induced hallucination- dreams. I mean really- why would I hold a gun in my left hand? And even more important, why would I shoot you, even if you weren't going to pull through an illness-um, hello insurance policy? I'm glad you're back to your re-hydrated self.

All kidding aside, Happy Birthday and thanks for being so great.

Smarty Pants


  1. Wow. He must have been pretty sick! (Either that, or you are just one scary woman!)


  2. I think you probably ARE a scarey woman, but not necessarily to dehydrated, hallucinating men. (I would NOT want to come up against you in a slap fight.) Happy Birthday to Schroeder. He's one lucky man to have you!

  3. It's a little of both, Sue...

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