Happy Birthday! I'm glad you made it to 31, and I'll bet you are too-especially since you thought I was going to put you out of your misery while you were sick. You're really funny when you're having dehydration induced hallucination- dreams. I mean really- why would I hold a gun in my left hand? And even more important, why would I shoot you, even if you weren't going to pull through an illness-um, hello insurance policy? I'm glad you're back to your re-hydrated self.
All kidding aside, Happy Birthday and thanks for being so great.