Monday, June 7, 2010

delusional husband's birthday tribute


Dear Schroeder,

Happy Birthday! I'm glad you made it to 31, and I'll bet you are too-especially since you thought I was going to put you out of your misery while you were sick. You're really funny when you're having dehydration induced hallucination- dreams. I mean really- why would I hold a gun in my left hand? And even more important, why would I shoot you, even if you weren't going to pull through an illness-um, hello insurance policy? I'm glad you're back to your re-hydrated self.

All kidding aside, Happy Birthday and thanks for being so great.

Love,
Smarty Pants

4 comments:

  1. Wow. He must have been pretty sick! (Either that, or you are just one scary woman!)

    ;)

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  2. I think you probably ARE a scarey woman, but not necessarily to dehydrated, hallucinating men. (I would NOT want to come up against you in a slap fight.) Happy Birthday to Schroeder. He's one lucky man to have you!

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  3. It's a little of both, Sue...

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