Schroeder: Hey, Babe- would you need a centrifuge for anything?
Smarty Pants: Um, no... Why?
Schroeder: I was just checking, I found one for ten bucks
My friend told me when she was first married she had dreams/nightmares that her husband would cheat on her. He never did.
My dreams/nightmares are that Schroeder brings home some new, and ridiculously unnecessary thing which he will never part with again. My Schroesband has hoarder like tendencies, and this very well could happen.