Thursday, May 19, 2011
So I've been thinking, yes it hurt, about writing down all of the hilariousness that spews forth from The Girl Child's mouth. The problem with that is that as soon as it's published she'll say some more funny things and I'll wish that they were in it too. So maybe i should just keep collecting those gems and wait till she's a snarky teenager and then embarrass the crap out of her by publishing it then.
Also maybe I might have been contemplating turning this here sucker into a food blog, seeing as I've become ever more reclusive and there's only so much a hermit can actually write about.
Here's my first installment- Recipe for toast
1- get a toaster
2- plug in said toaster
3- put bread, any variety you'd like
4-push down the toaster button
6-put cooked toast on a plate
7-top with butter, jam, nutella or other topping of chioce