Monday, November 1, 2010

questions with no answers

I have some questions, but no one- not even my mom- has the answers.

Questions like- Why is barf always red, stain your carpets, takes 5 cleanings to get it out, red?

And how is it, if you are the unfortunate victim of getting barfed on, your outer layer of clothes stays relatively clean-ish, and you end up with you underwear, unexplainably, full?

How does every illness that the Girl Child catches- ends up falling on a holiday?
thankfully here in mecca we celebrated said holiday on saturday is all I have to say.

Why is it that barf always starts in the middle of the night- right during my prime sleep hours, does it know how to tell time?

Can you guess what I was doing at 1:30 this morning?

*a better post, and pictures of the ipod costume to come- when the barf leaves. over and out


  1. As you summarized, definitely gross.

  2. So, you are saying that if I clean that pesky red spot in my carpet at least 3 more times, the stain will come out? ;) if you have any super great tips for cleaning products, pass them my way, because I've tried everything and that stain is not budging.

  3. I hate barf in any form. I used to just pour baking sode on it so I could stand to be in the room to clean it up. (Kills the smell.) Soooo sorry. I hope your daughter is feeling better now. Looking forward to the costume. And (although this may not be the best time to talk about food) thanks for the holiday food ideas. Beans sound very yummy. Don't understand the pie/cake thing but would like to.

  4. Ummm...get a red carpet?????

    I hate barf so bad cuz I usually get the "sympathy barfs" and barf right along with the child--YUCK!!