I have some questions, but no one- not even my mom- has the answers.
Questions like- Why is barf always red, stain your carpets, takes 5 cleanings to get it out, red?
And how is it, if you are the unfortunate victim of getting barfed on, your outer layer of clothes stays relatively clean-ish, and you end up with you underwear, unexplainably, full?
How does every illness that the Girl Child catches- ends up falling on a holiday?
thankfully here in mecca we celebrated said holiday on saturday is all I have to say.
Why is it that barf always starts in the middle of the night- right during my prime sleep hours, does it know how to tell time?
Can you guess what I was doing at 1:30 this morning?
*a better post, and pictures of the ipod costume to come- when the barf leaves. over and out