There is really no need for a preface for the hilariousness you are about to read, other than empty your bladder first.
Girl Child: Mom, that humiliator really worked last night. I didn't cough all night, but my nose was a little stuffy.
Smarty Pants: You mean the humidifier?
Girl Child: Yeah humiliator, humidifier- whatever, it's all the same
Smarty Pants: peed pants