Monday, March 28, 2011

book fair rejects aka: creepiest children's books ever written

It's not bad enough that there's even a book- it's a guided tour by Senor Caca in a beret and plaid golf pants

What happened to holing up in your room with Narnia and some twinkies?

Did it really need to be fully illustrated?

Do little boys really need a book to tell them how to do this?

"One nation, indivisible" maybe the cover art wasn't all that well thought out after all


  1. Oh my goodness--I am laughing so hard I am crying all over the place--especially at the the "Where's WIlly"

    Fall on floor all over again............

  2. I gotta know where you found these? WOWWWEE.

  3. These are hilarious! And very, very crazy. Especially "Where's Willy"!


  4. I WANT these books. Where do you get them? I must have the book narrated by Senor Caca in plaid golf pants. I'm just giggling like a ten year old boy here. And how random is the conjoined twins one?!? It's not funny I guess, but it's incredibly random. And Willy... why does Willy have glasses? Or is it a scuba mask? Oh the hilarity...

  5. Oh my goodness, that is hilarious!!

  6. Ha!!! The sperm one was my favorite!