Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Well, it's official, I'm not only the shortest- but also the least educated (notice I didn't say least smart- cause moming takes brains). But isn't he cute? (Jacob Black has nothin on him)
Hunky brother got accepted to Cornell, I know- Cornell!! He's cute and super smart- he got all of the tans- so- easily- freckle-free skin and chocolate brown eyes and hair genes, and now he gets accepted to Cornell! Where's the justice?
I know it may sound like I 'm jealous or something, but actually I'm not. I'm so proud I could pee my pants- like mother hen proud. The sad thing about all of this is that I was hoping he'd consider the U (guilt trip from the Jewish Mother in your head should be beginning right about now Brian) so he could come live here. I would even cook for him.
Seriously- he chose Cornell over my home cooked dinners and cheaper than cheap rent- and therein lies my real frustration- I miss him. I don't get to see him very often (again cue Jewish Mother guilt trip Bri) and now he's moving to New stinking York.
It's going to be a really big deal when my own kid goes and moves away on me- poor children of a smother mother.